Dear Lola,
I know that you don’t know that I’m watching you. Don’t be embarrassed, you’re beautiful! I think about you during the day at my desk job. I watch you make supper for one while you watch Jeopardy. I love your happy dance when you get an answer right. I never finished high school, so I’m not as bright as you seem to be, but I’m okay with that. I hope you’re okay with that. I think you would be. When I’m not thinking about you, I’m dreaming about you…and sometimes Scarlett Johansson. Usually not together, but it happens. Occasionally. I’m sorry, I’m not perfect. I want to be. Since I’ve started watching you. I started eating more fruits and vegetables. You’re a vegetarian, right? I’m not. I feel really guilty about that. And for kidnapping your sister. I’m sorry about that too. She’s dead, just so you know. But that’s before I started watching you. And before I started wanting to be good. Like you. Does that impress you? I really hope so! From this day forward, no more kidnapping. Or eating people. Yeah, sorry about that too. I really am trying. Think about it, please. Thanks.
Affectionately,
Z.
